Will Graham being sick of everyone’s bullshit
Schlagwort: literature
George Orwell, 1984
READING…
Sharp Objects, by Gillian Flynn:
When two girls are abducted and killed in Missouri, journalist Camille Preaker is sent back to her home town to report on the crimes. Long-haunted by a childhood tragedy and estranged from her mother for years, Camille suddenly finds herself installed once again in her family’s mansion, reacquainting herself with her distant mother and the half-sister she barely knows – a precocious 13-year-old who holds a disquieting grip on the town. As Camille works to uncover the truth about these violent crimes, she finds herself identifying with the young victims – a bit too strongly. Clues keep leading to dead ends, forcing Camille to unravel the psychological puzzle of her own past to get at the story. Dogged by her own demons, Camille will have to confront what happened to her years before if she wants to survive this homecoming.
So… sometimes, I will read a book, and then later, I will tell someone, “I love this book.” And they’ll be all like, “Oh, okay, cool, uh-huh.” And I’m like, “No. You Don’t Understand. I. Love. This. Book.”
Runemarks, by Joanne Harris, is one such book. It’s basically everything I want in original fiction based off of Norse mythology. Not only is the heroine a 14 year old girl who is just plain awesome, but the characterizations for the Aesir and the Vanir are just amazing. Absolutely amazing.
Particularly for Loki, who, I’m sure it comes as no surprise, I have a definite soft spot for. Never, in fiction, have I ever come across a Loki who fits so well with what I see in the original Norse myths. Instead of a Loki who is malicious and villainous, he is a Loki who often is in over his head, but too stubborn (or too deep) to admit it. He plays both sides, and is always on his own, but he holds a certain loyalty for the Aesir, who took him in so long ago. Loki spends most of the book being kicked around, losing his glam, falling to pieces, getting beaten up by a 14 year old girl (main character Maddy Smith, being awesome as always), being out-played by the bad guys, and just generally being his usual self (as Norse mythology portrays). He is a perfect fit, and I love him dearly.
Okay, enough about Loki (as if, but for a little while, at least). Let’s talk Odin. Odin, One-eye, the Allfather. The “General,” in Runemarks. Odin is a mess, though somewhat less of one than Loki. His glam is in shreds, he looks like an old man, his allies are suspicious of him, at least one of them has totally turned against him, and to top it all off, he’s got family members crawling out of the woodworks. All in all, pretty stressful. But he’s still himself, still tricksy and false, still the man with the plan, even if the plan is something less like, “We will conquer them all!” and something more like, “We will die trying.” AND, Odin actually acknowledges his brother (ahem, that would be Loki, for those who aren’t in the know), and tries to save him, even when the rest of the gods would leave Loki to his doom. (See, it’s really all about Loki in the end.)
Except for Maddy Smith, who really should have gone first, because she is, in fact, the main character. No spoilers, for those who will naturally want to read the book after reading this little… thing, but she is in fact a character from the myths, though she is an original character in her own right. It’s complicated, as so many things in Norse mythology are. But let’s talk Maddy: powerful, intelligent, cunning, in her way. She trusts Loki, which is such a bad idea, I cannot even, but it endears me to her immensely, for reasons which I’m sure are obvious. Also, she adores Odin, who was her teacher since she was young, though she doesn’t know who he is exactly until later. She’s got glam, which has nothing whatsoever to do with shiny things. (Well, okay, a little bit to do with shiny things.) It’s powerful. She beats up Loki a lot. Sometimes it’s even on purpose. (No, but seriously though, the amount of times Maddy injures Loki on accident is bordering on running gag material by the end of the book.) She is literally the most important character in the book. Everyone is after her, in some way, shape, or form (puns, totally intended: read the book and you’ll get them too!). And… and yeah, no spoilers, but Maddy is awesome.
I could get into all the other Aesir and Vanir and the excellent, excellent characterization. I could also get into the bad guys of the book, who are definitely NOT who you’d expect them to be. But I won’t, because there are like a gazillion of them. Suffice to say: characterization is spot-on, and the bad guys are delightfully twisty.
And may I just gush, one last time, about Loki? Because he is perfect, really. Spot-on. From the way he looks out for himself first of all, and his “family” secondly, and reluctantly, to the way he is constantly getting into trouble (in one book!) because of poor planning, curiosity, or atrocious luck, to the way he tries so hard not to care, to this gem: “‘Your son?’ said Maddy. ‘Gods, Loki, is there anyone here you’re not related to?’” His fear of snakes, his devil-may-care attitude hiding deeper hurts and cares, his delight in battle, his Fiery Aspect. All of it, is absolutely brilliant. I cannot gush enough.
Plus, there’s a sequel. 🙂
Okay, ranting done. Now, since you definitely want to read this book now, but don’t want to scroll to the top of this long long text post, here’s the title and author again:
Runemarks, by Joanne Harris
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A fuckload of classic literature:
- 1984 by George Orwell
- A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
- A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
- Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
- Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
- Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
- Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
- Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
- Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne
- Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche
- Bleak House by Charles Dickens
- Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
- Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
- Dracula by Bram Stoker
- Dubliners by James Joyce
- Emma by Jane Austen
- Erewhon by Samuel Butler
- For the Term of His Natural Life by Marcus Clarke
- Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
- Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- Grimms Fairy Tales by the brothers Grimm
- Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
- Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
- Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
- Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
- Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
- Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
- Middlemarch by George Eliot
- Moby Dick by Herman Melville
- Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
- Nostromo: A Tale of the Seaboard by Joseph Conrad
- Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
- Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
- Paradise Lost by John Milton
- Persuasion by Jane Austen
- Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
- Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
- Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen
- Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence
- Swanns Way by Marcel Proust
- Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
- The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- The Great Gatsby
- The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
- The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- The Iliad by Homer
- The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. Wells
- The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
- The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
- The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
- The Odyssey by Homer
- The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle
- The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
- The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James
- The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli
- The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
- The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
- The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault
- The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan
- The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Duma
- The Time Machine by H. G. Wells
- The Trial by Franz Kafka
- The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells
- Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- Utopia by Sir Thomas More
- Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
- Within A Budding Grove by Marcel Proust
- Women In Love by D. H. Lawrence
- Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
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Here! Have a fuckload of modern literature, too!
- A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess
- A Study In Scarlet – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter – Seth Grahame-Smith
- An Abundance of Katherines – John Green
- Artemis Fowl – Eoin Colfer
- Bossypants – Tina Fey
- Breakfast At Tiffany’s – Truman Capote
- Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
- Catcher In The Rye – J.D. Salinger
- Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
- City of Bones – Cassandra Clare
- Clockwork Angel – Cassandra Clare
- Damned – Chuck Palahniuk
- Darkly Dreaming Dexter – Jeff Lindsay
- Dead Until Dark – Charlaine Harris
- Ender’s Game – Orson Scott Card
- Everything Is Illuminated – Jonathan Safran Foer
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close – Jonathan Safran Foer
- Fahrenheit 451 – Ray Bradbury
- Fight Club – Chuck Palahniuk
- Go The Fuck To Sleep – Adam Mansbach
- I Am America (And So Can You!) – Stephen Colbert
- I Am Number Four – Pittacus Lore
- Inkheart – Cornelia Funke
- It – Stephen King
- Life of Pi – Yann Martel
- Lolita – Vladmir Nabokov
- Marked – Kristin Cast
- Memoirs Of A Geisha – Arthur Golden
- My Sister’s Keeper – Jodi Picoult
- Never Let Me Go – Kazuo Ishiguro
- One Day – David Nicholls
- Paper Towns – John Green
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief – Rick Riordan
- Pretty Little Liars – Sara Shepard
- Slaughterhouse Five – Kurt Vonnegut
- Snow White And The Huntsman – Lily Blake
- The Book Thief – Markus Zusak
- The Bourne Identity – Robert Ludlum
- The Giver – Lois Lowry
- The Hunger Games – Suzanne Collins
- The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
- The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
- The Notebook – Nicholas Sparks
- The Outsiders – S.E. Hinton
- The Perks of Being A Wallflower – Stephen Chbosky
- The Princess Diaries – Meg Cabot
- The Things They Carried – Tim O’Brien
- The Time Traveler’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
- The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy – Douglas Adams
- Tuesdays With Morrie – Mitch Albom
- Uglies – Scott Westerfeld
- Vampire Diaries: The Awakening – L.J. Smith
- Water For Elephants – Sara Gruen
- Wicked – Gregory Maguire
God bless this post.
Why I dislike The Fault in Our Stars
So, I’ve been getting a lot of asks over the last few months asking why I strongly dislike TFIOS by John Green as much as I do. And for the most part, all the recent askers have been surprisingly polite, considering the more aggressive ones I’ve received in the past on the subject. Anyway, I’ve answered a bunch of them separately, but I’ve decided to condense all of my theories, opinions and arguments into one succinct post.
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
There are some themes, some subjects, too large for adult fiction; they can only be dealt with adequately in a children’s book.
His Dark Materials Trilogy: The Golden Compass/ The Subtle Knife/ The Amber Spyglass (via hellowherearemypeople)
Phillip Pullman – His Dark Materials.
Artist – Peter Bailey
Publisher – The Folio Society
”The heroine of His Dark Materials is 12-year-old Lyra Belacqua, who lives half-wild and carefree with her animal dæmon among the scholars of Jordan College, Oxford. Lyra’s guardian, Lord Asriel, has made an enemy of the sinister and all-powerful Church authorities – the Magisterium. Caught up in the conflict, Lyra must travel great distances, to the frozen Arctic wastes and beyond, towards a fateful encounter with Will Parry, a fugitive boy from another world. When Lyra and Will join forces, their perilous journey leads them to a decisive battle between freedom and authority, in which Lyra will play the ultimate part.”