English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Panisin
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Maliit ang titi mo
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: انتا حمار
Spanish: Te amo
Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu
Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon
Pashto: spey pashante khkarey
Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi
Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone
Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide
Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta
Azeri: Seviram Sani
Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)
Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu
Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato
Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem
Chinese: 你是个混蛋
Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)
German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes
Swedish: Ät min röv
Romanian: Te iubesc
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Polish : Kocham cię
French : je veux m’étouffer sur ta bite
Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave
Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)
Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum Irish: An bhfuil cead agam amach go dtí on leithearas maith sé do tholl é
the tag thing is strong with this
THE TAGALOG ONE IM PISSING
DO NOT USE THE SWEDISH ONE. I REPEAT, DO NOT USE. IT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。
zusammenkommen – meet
zusammen kommen – having an orgasm together
and don’t forget the classic:
gut zu Vögeln sein – to be good to birds
gut zu vögeln sein – to be good in bed
I’ll never regret that German’s my native language
The Language of the poets
“Lets change the years until their final exams from 13 to 12!”, they said.
“But let them learn the same things!”, they said.
“They are going to have so much more time to enjoy their lives!”, they said.