stammhirn:

mytvhannibal:

Aesthetics are everything for the eponymous character of NBC’s Hannibal, so it follows that every detail of the series receives the same curatorial touch. Hannibal’s blend of the alluring and the unsettling is reflected in Brian Reitzell’s original score for the series, which is now the subject of a lovingly packaged double LP from Mondo and Lakeshore Records. Hannibal – Original Television Soundtrack carves Reitzell’s score down to 20 prime cuts, an apt metaphor because these are music cues highlighted by the composer himself, and because Hannibal is a show about a guy who eats people. It’s also a show that draws visual punch from deep reds—in wine, in wardrobe, and in the blood frequently splattered on actor Mads Mikkelsen—shades of which are smeared across the Hannibal soundtrack’s gatefold sleeve (designed by Phantom City Creative) and its “steak tartare” vinyl. Like the dish that would be served at Dr. Lecter’s table, it’s only colored like steak tartare, so both LPs will still play on conventional, non-meat turntables.

Limited to a release of 1,000 copies, Hannibal – Original Television Soundtrack goes on sale Thursday, June 4 at MondoTees.com. (The exact time it goes on sale will be announced via Mondo’s Twitter feed.) Read on for a tracklist, along with an exclusive preview of the record sleeve and LP design.

Tracklist

01. Feeding The Dogs / Family Dinner (episode 104 “Œef”) (2:09)
02. Who’s The Copycat Killer? (episode 112 “Relevés”) (7:23)
03. Elise Came Back (episode 101 “Apéritif”) (1:56)
04. Birdman (episode 208 “Su-zakana”) (3:58)
05. Will’s Kill Aftermath / End Credits (episode 101 “Apéritif”) (2:04)
06. Show Me Yours (episode 210 “Naka-Choko”) (6:14)
07. Sticky Situation (episode 201 “Kaiseki”) (3:00)
08. Jack’s Wife (episode 204 “Takiawase”) (2:43)
09. Trail Of Blood / Chilton Runs (episode 207 “Yakimono”) (1:30)
10. Will Remembers Ear (episode 201 “Kaiseki”) (1:48)
11. Asylum, I’ll Remember You (episode 103 “Potage”) (1:54)
12. Will’s Haunting / Drugstore (episode 102 “Amuse Bouche”) (1:47)
13. Psych Breakfast (episode 104 “Œuef”) (2:00)
14. Making Angels (episode 106 “Entrée”) (2:27)
15. Another MRI Nightmare (episode 110 “Buffet Froid”) (2:20)
16. Facing The Nightmare (episode 113 “Savoureux”) (5:24)
17. Will Remembers (episode 204 “Takiawase”) (3:17)
18. Mason Trips (episode 212 “Tome-wan”) (2:21)
19. Will Freed / Decrim (episode 207 “Yakimono”) (5:46)
20. Bloodfest (episode 213 “Mizumono”) (9:06)

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I need this so badly

whes:

mindyourstories:

ghostofcommunism:

mishmonkey:

You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or the customer had changed their mind. They made us bin the whole thing. We weren’t allowed to put it aside to eat from or take it home (we all earned minimum wage so it’s not like we culd afford pizza that expensive a lot). But what makes me even madder is that they could easily give that to the homeless or poor. Like, if a homeless person came into the store, we could have easily given him one of the 20 or so pizzas that we would be binning every single day anyway. Imagine all the pizza hut stores in the world. Imagine each and every one throwing away on average 20 pizzas a day. Imagine how many people that would feed. Fuck corporations man.

Capitalism is violence.

Grocery stores almost always throw out food when it reaches the expiration date, and most of them destroy it so no one can take it from the dumpster and eat it. Literally, destroying food so no one gets to eat without paying for it. My local Stop & Shop does this.

c a p i t a l i s m    i s    v i o l e n c e

Dear people learning German

britishpineapple:

bananoots:

kainoliero:

tuonenjoutsenen:

miss-cath:

animentality:

freezingdesert:

please be aware that the correct way to replace ä, ö, ü, ß is turning them into ae, oe, ue, and ss, not just taking the dots away or typing “B”.

Otherwise you can get things like,

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwül heute.”
= “The weather is very hot and humid today.”

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwul heute.”
= “The weather is very gay today.”

well I now know how to call the weather gay

So, it’s like in Polish. 

“Zrobić łaskę” means “Do mercy to someone”

but

“Zrobić laskę” means “Make a blowjob”.

I cannot think of a case where removing the dots of ä and ö in Finnish would result in something naughty (if you can, please contribute) but the same thing applies, ä and ö are completely different from a and o, and one does not simply remove the dots.

Finnish:

Näin appelsiineja = I saw oranges.

Nain appelsiineja = I fucked oranges.

its even worse in turkish doe cus like

Sık dişini?? Hang in there/Endure

Sik dişini?? Literally just fuck your tooth

that’s it

amazing

Even in Spanish:

Feliz año nuevo = happy new year

Feliz ano nuevo = happy new butthole