TBT: Past Ace Aha Moments

Hot Celeb/Character: *wears nice outfit, especially tailored suit*
Me: Oh, man, I am very attracted to you. You are very hot.
Hot Celeb/Character: *goes shirtless*
Me: I am no longer attracted to you. This feels like the opposite of what’s supposed to happen…
Internet: So, there’s this thing called the asexual spectrum. It’s very complicated, and…
Me: Oh-ho! Well, this all makes sense now.