my talents include

radspaz:

• being the ugliest friend in the group
• being too emotionally drained to do simple tasks like showering
• falling into existential crisis’
• crying way too much
• eating my feelings 
• caring about people who don’t give two shits about me
• being exceptionally ordinary and possessing no redeeming qualities
• cancelling prior commitments due to anxiety
• wasting my days away and then feeling sad because I do nothing