free-mywilly:

themugglepeasant:

alonsysweetie:

thelionandthellama:

if you ever think you’re awkward when asking someone out, remember that there’s this guy

do you wannafucking date me or something you faggot

If I’m not asked out like this at some point, I will be very dissappointed. 

Do you want to do something where you get unlimited access to the D and stuff?

i feel like i just read a future conversation of me trying to ask some one out.