scifibookworm:

My kids can be fat.

My kids can be skinny.

My kids can be gay.

My kids can be straight.

My kids can marry whoever they want, provided that person is not abusive to them.

They can name their own children shit like twinkletoes for all I care.

But if my kids don’t like Star Trek, particularly DeForest Kelley, they’re getting disowned. Little shits.