englishmajorhumor:

normanbecile:

timelordparadise:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

I read it out loud, stressing each word

If you stress multiple words it can have more than seven meanings

Like whoa. You go, written language.