John: So you’re trying to tell me you’ve been alive this entire time?!

Sherlock: Yes, irrelevant. What is that?

John: What’s what?

Sherlock: That raggedy thing on your upper lip, it wasn’t there before.

John: What, the mustache?

Sherlock: I would hardly call it a mustache. Slighty off center with a bit of stubble along the outside shows that it has been hastily trimmed without much care, much like a patch of hair that was simply neglected much less purposefully put there.

John: Wha- Well it’s not like I was trying to impress anyone while you were gone.

Sherlock: Oh really? Then what does that say about while I was here?

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Lestrade: Not my division.