Languages

Them: Japanese is such a hard language!
Me: Bitch please, stop spewing such lies.
Them: German is such an ugly language!
Me: I’mma slap yo ugly face, bitch.
Them: French is the most beautiful language in the world!
Me: … Have you ever actually heard French spoken?
Them: I wanna take Spanish because it’s the easiest language to learn.
Me: Stop talking.
Them: Japanese and Chinese are the same.
Me: Bitch what are you on.
Them: English is a romance language!
Me: Who the fuck taught you school.
Them: All languages are based in Latin.
Me: How do you history.
Them: Portuguese is pretty much just Spanish, but Brazilian.
Me: Please. Stop breathing.
Them: Languages are just boring and useless. Why bother if everyone can speak English?
Me: I will MAKE you stop breathing.